I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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