some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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