i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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