quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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