its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
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Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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