why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
there is puke in my bra ... again
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