dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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