Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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