return my video game
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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