there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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