thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy