Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just had sex bonerless
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.