Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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