is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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