She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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