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Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
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what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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