therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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