birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I will be naked everywhere
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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