Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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