are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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