there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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