They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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