I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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