she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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