i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I am spending my child support on dildos
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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