She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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