Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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