There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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