maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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