Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.