im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles