Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

im ready to get crazy and take my wig off

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(479): View more from Arkansas

there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express

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(940): View more from Texas

Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi

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(667): View more from Maryland

what customs doesn't know wont hurt them

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(323): View more from California

Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.

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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.

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(904): View more from Florida

The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles

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