The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.