Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
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I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?