What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal