the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone