and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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