I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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