Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
how drunk are you?
Several
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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