Having a random hookup so left but love u
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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