you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Randomize
