Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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