Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
