the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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