sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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