Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
ok first of all what the fuck
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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