speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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