Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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