I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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