problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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