We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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