i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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