i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You are a genius and a whore.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
