doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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