when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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