Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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