Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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