I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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