So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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