Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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