problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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