U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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